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A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment. Jane Austen
Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry. Terry Pratchett