Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Woody Allen
Tags: Humor
Explore Similar Quotes
You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.
Rick Riordan
Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.
Robert Bloch
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
W.C. Fields
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Thomas Szasz
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
George Carlin
I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.
Edgar Allan Poe