Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
Douglas Adams
Tags: Humor
Explore Similar Quotes
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
W.C. Fields
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
Benjamin Franklin Wade
You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.
Rick Riordan
So many books, so little time.
Frank Zappa
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Woody Allen
Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.
Robert Bloch